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6 months ago
Share →: Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Commentary:
"Big shoutout to all the smooth operators out there pretending to have their lives in perfect order, when really we're all just winging it like pros! 🕶️🎩 #FakeItTilYouMakeIt #MasterOfDisguise"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "it is what it is" mantra, providing all the calmness of a sloth on a caffeine rush. 🤪🤢 Just another day of trying to keep it together while avoiding a potential technicolor yawn. Keep the positive vibes flowing, even if they're a bit nauseating! 🤣 #AnxietyStruggles #ItsAllGoodInTheory
6 months ago
Share →: I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of the irritable duo – human and bowel, a match made in discomfort! 😅🚽 It's like a stand-up comedy act gone wrong inside you. Can we get a mic check for these irritable buddies? *Cue laughter track.* #TeamIrritable💩
6 months ago
Share →: Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever sprawled out like a starfish on a king size bed? 🛏️ No pillows stealing, no duvet wars, just you and all that glorious space! 😂 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have a bed fit for royalty, am I right?"
6 months ago
Share →: Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic glasses-off, face-in-hands move – the universal signal for 'I am overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of my own thoughts.' 🤓🙈 Procrastination level: Expert!"
6 months ago
Share →: “Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of wise words arriving a bit too late! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs hindsight when you have gravity on your side, right? 🙃 Remember, slipping is just an unexpected dance move waiting to happen! 💃 #SlipperyWhenFail"
6 months ago
Share →: You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the daily struggle of adulting summed up perfectly! 😂 Embrace the cycle of looking forward to sleep while trying to stay awake during the day 🌛💤 #adultingwoes"
6 months ago
Share →: “You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic compliment that's actually an insult. 🙄 'You look tired!' is just code for 'Wow, you look like a zombie apocalypse survivor!' 😂💀 And honestly, who wouldn't want to rethink their existence after hearing those words?"
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Commentary:
"Sleeping beauties who doze off in an instant must live in a dreamland untouched by the woes of insomnia 😴✨. Meanwhile, the rest of us toss and turn, envying their pillow-perfect slumber! Sweet dreams, lucky souls! 💤😉"
6 months ago
Share →: It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Commentary:
Oh, wouldn't that be the dream! 💸💰 Laundry day could turn into payday real quick! 🧺💸 Perhaps we need to start throwing some spare change in with the socks… or convince the bank that dirty clothes are a form of deposit! 😅💼