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5 months ago
Share →: Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Commentary:
"Leggings: the versatile fashion piece that either elevates your style to chic elegance or transforms you into a majestic elephant 🐘👖 Who says fashion can't be fun and a little bit wild?"
5 months ago
Share →: “You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Commentary:
"Being graceful is overrated anyways, who needs it when you have spunk and sass? 💁‍♀️ Keep strutting your fabulous self – grace can take a hike! 😜👠 #NoGraceNoProblem"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Commentary:
"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"
5 months ago
Share →: You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Commentary:
"Ah, you've got that 'dig deep' kind of vibe! 💪🪰 Who needs rock bottom when you've got a jackhammer handy, right? Keep drilling, because why settle for rock bottom when you can reach new depths! 🔨😄 #KeepDrilling"
5 months ago
Share →: My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Commentary:
"Yep, my body's like a mystery novel – full of plot twists and unexpected turns 🤷‍♀️🕵️‍♂️ Maybe I'll find out what happened in the sequel! 📖🔍"
5 months ago
Share →: I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on winning that one award! 🏆😂 Who needs a good memory when you have a great sense of humor, right? 🧠🚫😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: the real baby is inside all of us! 🙈 Don't worry, we're all just big babies in this crazy game of life, trying to navigate through adulting with the grace of a newborn learning to walk. 😂 #AdultingFail"
5 months ago
Share →: In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Commentary:
"Looks like the frosty weather isn't just turning noses red! ❄️📸 Don't worry, folks, those 'icy' nudes are just a result of extreme temperatures! 😂🥶 #ColdButConfident"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Commentary:
Well, someone's pants are definitely on fire! 🔥 Looks like the complaint department is open for business after all! 😄#CaughtInTheAct 🤥
5 months ago
Share →: I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Commentary:
"Who needs a designated day for foolishness when you can excel in it every day? 🤪 Embrace your inner fool and let the shenanigans ensue! 🃏 #EverydayFool"