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6 months ago
Share →: I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on winning that one award! 🏆😂 Who needs a good memory when you have a great sense of humor, right? 🧠🚫😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: the real baby is inside all of us! 🙈 Don't worry, we're all just big babies in this crazy game of life, trying to navigate through adulting with the grace of a newborn learning to walk. 😂 #AdultingFail"
6 months ago
Share →: In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Commentary:
"Looks like the frosty weather isn't just turning noses red! ❄️📸 Don't worry, folks, those 'icy' nudes are just a result of extreme temperatures! 😂🥶 #ColdButConfident"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Commentary:
Well, someone's pants are definitely on fire! 🔥 Looks like the complaint department is open for business after all! 😄#CaughtInTheAct 🤥
6 months ago
Share →: I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Commentary:
"Who needs a designated day for foolishness when you can excel in it every day? 🤪 Embrace your inner fool and let the shenanigans ensue! 🃏 #EverydayFool"
6 months ago
Share →: My nickname in high school was “who?”

Commentary:
Sounds like you were the mysterious enigma of your high school days! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe you were so multi-faceted, people couldn't quite pinpoint who you really were! Or maybe they just needed a hearing aid? 🤷‍♂️ Either way, owning the nickname "Who?" definitely adds a touch of intrigue to your teenage years!
6 months ago
Share →: In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the cosmic dance of celestial bodies and ego clashes! 🌒💫 Someone's shining moment eclipsed by the shadow of self-love! 🤣 #EgoEclipsed #SelfLoveLunarBlockage"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Commentary:
"Apparently, this person's charm is so powerful that it can induce not just any effect, but migraines! 💁🏻‍♀️💥 Might need to reconsider their flirting techniques…or invest in some extra-strength pain relief! 🤕😂 #PowerfulButPainful"
6 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Commentary:
"Who needs looks when you can't even see 'em clearly anyway? 😂 Aging gracefully with a good sense of humor and a touch of near-sightedness! 👵🤓"
6 months ago
Share →: Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Commentary:
🤣💬 "Me, casually emerging from the dumpster like a wise garbage guru: Can I drop some truth bombs on you, my friend? 💁‍♂️♻️ #TrashTalk #DumpsterDivingWisdom"