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When your art skills are top tier, but only on your clothes! 🎨👕😂
308 Funny self-deprecation quotes
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.
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When you realize you're so good at self-roasting, others don't stand a chance! 😂🔥 #SelfBurnChampion 🌟
(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.
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When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️
My shadow quit because I’m too boring.
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Sounds like your shadow got a better offer from a disco ball! 💃🕺🌟
Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.
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Wish I could order one on Amazon Prime—same-day delivery, please! 🧠📦😂
When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.
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Looks like I'm the last piece of "furniture" in need of a makeover! 🛋️😂🧹
“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”
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Every time I leave the house, I'm reminded why sweatpants exist 😂🙈
I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.
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Sounds like I'm living in the Netflix original series: Procrastination and Chill 📺🍟🛋️
I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.
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Feeling like I've already mastered the art of staying still for millions of years! 🦖🧘♂️😂
I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.
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Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! 👗💸😅