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When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
58 Funny send quotes
Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.
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Ouch! Looks like the universe has a zest for irony 🍋😆🍊
Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?
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Trying to spend more time watching holiday movies than putting out work fires; January me can handle it! 🎄🔥✉️
Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.
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Microsoft's paranoia level: Jedi Master 🧙♂️🔒🤖
“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.
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When my brain says, "Stop," but my fingers are like, "Let's go viral!" 😅🤦♂️🔁
If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.
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When war meets Instagram: Mission accomplished, but first, let's get that perfect moody shot. 📸😎💣
Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.
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Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣
Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.
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Trying to figure out if you're hot off the press or just literarily impressive! 📚😂
I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.
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Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️
Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.
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"Isn't it fun discovering new typos after sending? It's like getting surprise gifts from yourself! 🎁🤦♂️ #OopsIDidItAgain"