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52 Funny sex quotes

Funny sex quotes bring a playful touch to the subject of intimacy and relationships! 😄💋 Whether it’s light-hearted humor about bedroom antics or witty remarks on romance, these quotes offer a fun perspective on a sometimes serious topic. Enjoy a laugh while embracing the lighter side of love! 😂❤️

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

2 weeks ago

I have the sex drive of a potato.

3 weeks ago

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

1 month ago

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

1 month ago

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

1 month ago

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

1 month ago

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

2 months ago

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

2 months ago

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

2 months ago

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

3 months ago

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

3 months ago

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

3 months ago

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

3 months ago

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

3 months ago

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

3 months ago

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

3 months ago

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

3 months ago

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

3 months ago

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

3 months ago

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

3 months ago