89 Funny sex quotes

Funny sex quotes bring a playful touch to the subject of intimacy and relationships! 😄💋 Whether it’s light-hearted humor about bedroom antics or witty remarks on romance, these quotes offer a fun perspective on a sometimes serious topic. Enjoy a laugh while embracing the lighter side of love! 😂❤️

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

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Reassurance without asking? That's like finding Wi-Fi in the middle of nowhere! 🌐📶

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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Why not risk it all and try quantum physics? You might not achieve enlightenment but you definitely won't end up with a tattoo you regret😂🔬👉

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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Adding imaginary conquests to the resume now—my dream life is more exciting than my real one! 😂💤💔

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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Still waiting for that "merge accounts" level magic! 💸💏

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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Sounds like the ultimate team-building exercise! 🌍😂✨

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Rediscovering your spark is like leveling up in real life—who knew happiness had boss fights? 💪✨ #LifeRPG

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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One way to keep the romance sizzling: using the ladder more than the love song! 🔋😂🚨

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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Trying to follow instructions be like: "Wait, where's the blueprint for this? 📐🤔"

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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RIP to a love life so non-existent, even Casper the ghost would be like, "You need to get out more!" 🪦👻💔

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

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As an amateur carpenter, I can confirm: beds are known to suffer from performance anxiety! 🛏️🔨😅

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