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84 Funny single quotes

Funny single quotes offer a humorous take on the single life and its quirks! šŸ˜„šŸ’¬ Whether itā€™s the joys of independence or the comedic side of dating adventures, these quotes provide a lighthearted perspective on being single. Embrace the fun and laugh out loud at the single life! šŸ˜‚šŸŽ‰

Itā€™s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentineā€™s Day. I didnā€™t have a groundhog on Groundhogā€™s Day.

Itā€™s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentineā€™s Day. I didnā€™t have a groundhog on Groundhogā€™s Day.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
There's something meditative about cleaning. It's the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Thereā€™s something meditative about cleaning. Itā€™s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Iā€™m single because of everyone elseā€™s shortcomings.

Iā€™m single because of everyone elseā€™s shortcomings.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don't. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please donā€™t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
My wife screamed ā€œyou havenā€™t listened to a single word Iā€™ve said, have you?!" I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

My wife screamed ā€œyou havenā€™t listened to a single word Iā€™ve said, have you?!ā€ I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I have never seen a single ā€œwhen animals attackā€ video that I wasnā€™t rooting for the animal.

I have never seen a single ā€œwhen animals attackā€ video that I wasnā€™t rooting for the animal.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while Iā€™m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while Iā€™m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
If youā€™re not happy single you wonā€™t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

If youā€™re not happy single you wonā€™t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025