Funny skeleton quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone’s got their Halloween humor on point! 🎃🍲 When you can't decide if you're sipping on wellness or just trying to make a spooky pun, bone broth definitely keeps things "bare bones" intriguing. 😂🦴 Cheers to turning culinary trends into comedy gold!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Who would've thought that being a walking, talking ghost in a meat suit speeding through the galaxy would be so empowering? 👻🌌✨ Just your everyday reminder to embrace your inner cosmic weirdness and ride that rock with confidence! #SpaceGhost"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

  Commentary:
  "Getting struck by lightning: just nature's way of giving you a quick x-ray session without the co-pay! ☠️⚡️ #SkeletonReveal #LiteralShockValue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

  Commentary:
  🦴💀 Well, having a skeleton in your closet takes on a whole new meaning with this quote! Who knew an actual skeleton could end up being the ultimate conversation starter… posthumously. Maybe it can be your unique way of leaving a lasting impression on future archaeologists! 💁‍♂️ #SkeletonInTheCloset #GraveyardHumor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

  Commentary:
  Looks like Spider-Man's vacation home has truly taken over San Francisco 🕷️🕸️ Who knew skeletons were part of the city's new sidewalk landscaping plan? 💀 Change is definitely needed, or else we might have to start giving out arachnid and anatomy tours! 🏙️ #SpookySanFran

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the shocking reality of life – always electrifying! ⚡️ Just remember, friends don't let friends get zapped in public. 💀😂"

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