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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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My new coffee table book, β€œAccidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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When you said β€œlet’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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