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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

3 months ago

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

3 months ago

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

3 months ago

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

3 months ago

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

3 months ago