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Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,360

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Just landed via WeChat:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Trending via Twitch:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Making waves on Slack:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Going viral on Discord:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Spotted on Discord:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,635

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Netflix & by yourself.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Breaking via TikTok:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’m addicted to placebos.

Making waves on Facebook:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Just shared via Pinterest:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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