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Maybe they need a new font called "Constantly Confused" just for us! 🤔😅📚
1333 Funny social quotes
“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?
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Tell him to practice some good questions, like asking for the Wi-Fi password! 😂📶
When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.
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🏝️😂 Sign me up for 'Hate Island': where the theme song is just the sound of closing browser tabs!
Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.
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When you hit all the wrong career checkpoints but still show up for the 9-to-5 grind 😂💼🤷♂️ #Relatable
It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.
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Just think, we used to yell "BRB" before leaving the room! 🕰️🤳 #LivingLegends
A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.
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Escaping online used to be my hobby, now escaping offline is my survival skill! 😆🔌🌍
Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.
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Why showcase the "au naturel" version when filtered fabulousness is just a swipe away? 🍦😜 #IceCreamGetsYouIn
Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.
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Why keep it to yourself when you can share it with the world and regret it later? 😂🔊 #NoFilter
“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”
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Ghosting: the silent art of disappearing without learning any ninja skills! 🥷👻😂
Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.
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Looks like my sarcasm translator is about to hit overdrive! 🤪😂📱