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Who's ready to see the uncensored sequel of "Being Myself: The Horror Story"? 🎬👻😆
1333 Funny social quotes
Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.
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Looks like I've discovered the ultimate invisibility cloak: just stop texting first! 🕵️♂️🙈📵
Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”
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When homework takes a backseat to PowerPoint skills: future CEO in the making! 📊😂📱
Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.
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When fake laughter workouts become part of the job description 🤣💼🤦♂️
You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.
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Did you try turning your personality off and on again? 😂🔄🤖
I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
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That's one way to make sure you never lose a chess piece! 😂♟️🧓🧓
The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.
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Spreddit like wildfire! 🔥📲😂
I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.
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Navigating Bluesky feels like grinding in a JRPG without encountering any slimes 🐉🎮😅
Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.
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Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱
I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.
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When you’re single and supportive but might need to borrow one yourself 😂💁♀️❤️