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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Breaking via Reddit:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Freshly posted on Discord:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Reported on Twitch:

Alexa, mute my children.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

Just landed via Messenger:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Just landed via Instagram:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Spotted on YouTube:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Breaking via Reddit:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Just shared via Messenger:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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