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Funny spy quotes

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don't have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Hello! I'm Britain's greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025