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Funny spy quotes 🕵️‍♂️💬 bring a secret agent’s world to life with a twist of humor and wit! Whether you’re a fan of sneaky missions or clever disguises 🎭, these playful lines turn espionage into pure fun. Get ready to chuckle while imagining gadgets, covert ops, and spy drama—because even spies need a good laugh! 😂🔍 #SpyLife #SecretAgentHumor

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Posted on2 weeks ago

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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