Funny spy quotes — Wordgag ツ

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

2 weeks ago

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

2 weeks ago

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

2 weeks ago

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

1 month ago1 month ago

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

2 months ago2 months ago

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

4 months ago4 months ago