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"Perhaps mosquitoes are just sticklers for summer fashion, insisting on that Capri Sun aesthetic 🍹🦟 While it may sound like a comedic legal requirement, I think they just have a penchant for personal 'touch' when it comes to snacking 😂 #FashionableMosquito"
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- I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.
- If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.
- I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.
- If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.
- Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.
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It's funny how something as simple as the sun setting can lead to the creation of the concept of a "day." 😄 Talk about drawing quick conclusions! Those first Humans must have been like, "Well, the sun's done its thing, guess it's time to hit the hay!" 🌞🛌 #DayCalledBySun -
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"Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals"
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- If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.
- Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.
- Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.
- “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.
- I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.
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