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We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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Funny sword quotes 🗡️✨ bring a slice of humor to the world of knights, battles, and epic duels! Whether you’re a fan of medieval legends or just love a clever pun, these witty lines will make you grin 😄 and maybe even sharpen your wit. Ready to wield some laughter alongside your imagination? Let’s dive into a treasure trove of swordplay humor that’s as sharp as the blades themselves! ⚔️🤣

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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