Funny sword quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

  Commentary:
  Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! Looks like I've left my trusty sword of connectivity at home today. 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that facing the day without our phones would be as nerve-wracking as facing a dragon without a sword? 🐉⚔️ Stay brave, fellow modern-day knights, and may we all survive this epic quest of forgetfulness!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, self-awareness, the double-edged lightsaber of personal knowledge 🔪. It's like finding out you're both the hero and the comic relief in your life's movie 🎬. Sure, knowing yourself is great, but the cost? Let's just say ignorance might've been blissful, but it had terrible taste in music 🎵."

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