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When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿
1034 Funny time quotes
I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.
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Trying to decide between teenage angst and early bird specials! 😅🕒👟
The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.
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Living on the edge: where the night owl meets the morning zombie 😂🦉☕🌝
Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.
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The floor was nice, but this chair feels like a VIP upgrade! 😂🪑🎉
I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.
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Are these "movies" the new fidget spinners for my eyeballs? 🌀🍿👀
The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.
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Who needs Santa when your memory makes every day a surprise gift? 🎅🎁🤔
It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
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Time to upgrade my anxiety wardrobe with some festive flair! 🎄😅✨
Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.
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Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆
I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.
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I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" 😂😴🌞
You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.
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I guess that makes me fashionably late—time definitely lost my RSVP! ⏳😂