Funny toughness quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

  Commentary:
  🤣 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! 💥👶 #ChuckNorrisFacts

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

  Commentary:
  Chuck Norris doesn't make fires, fires make Chuck Norris 🔥🔥💪#ChuckNorrisFacts

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

  Commentary:
  Don't worry, not everyone can pull off the toothpick swagger like a cowboy in a wild west movie. 🤠 Keep rockin' your own style – maybe start with a grilled cheese sandwich in hand instead! 🧀🤪 #ChewingMySnackNotToothpick

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

  Commentary:
  Well, watch out folks, we have a dynamite over here! 💥🌸 Remember, handle with care or you might end up feeling the explosion! 🧨 #HandleWithCaution

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