Funny toughness quotes

• Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

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  4 weeks ago

  childhood, days, died, humor, i, injury, kids, me, mom, once, parenting, pretty, resilience, soft, sure, toughness, walk, walk it off

• If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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  4 weeks ago

  banter, cause, family, house, humor, insult, kids, playful, playful banter, roast, soft, toughness

• Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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  4 weeks ago

  apology, attitude, gangster, humor, interaction, say, saying, saying sorry, social, social interaction, sorry, toughness

• Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, confidence, damage, damaged, exterior, exterior confidence, gangsta, health, inner, inner struggle, inside, keep, mental, mental health, outside, resilience, street, street style, struggle, style, toughness

• When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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  4 weeks ago

  birth, born, chuck, Chuck Norris, doctor, humor, joke, norris, slap, toughness

• Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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  1 month ago

  chuck, Chuck Norris, comedy, fire, humor, joke, norris, piece, rub, strength, together, toughness, wood

• I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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  1 month ago

  around, attitude, badass, casual, casual attitude, chewing, confidence, enough, humor, never, self-image, toothpick, toughness, walk

• I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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  1 month ago

  bomb, comparison, flower, fragile, humor, irony, toughness

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