Funny treasure quotes

• I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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• It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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• You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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• My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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• My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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