Funny treasure quotes

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the daily quest to find my keys: the only exercise my memory gets these days! 🗝️🤔🔍 Late, but with style!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🏴‍☠️ That's the spirit! Who needs boring old 401(k) plans when you can have a treasure map and a trusty shovel instead, right? 💰 Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you encounter more "X marks the spot" than actual booty! 😉 #RetirementGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of why it's called a chest! Perhaps it's to remind us that our cleavage is really a hidden treasure trove waiting to be discovered! 💎👀 Who knew our cleavage doubles as a secret storage compartment for all our treasures? #CleavageTreasures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive big bag of money in the woods 🌳💰 The ultimate treasure hunt for aspiring financial wizards! Who needs a glass ceiling when you can have a leafy canopy overhead? Here's to forging your own path to fiscal fortune, one forest escapade at a time! 🌲🔍 #MoneyTrees #ForestRiches"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring 401(k) when you've got a treasure map and a sense of adventure?! 🗺️💰 Retirement goals set to 'X marks the spot' level! ⛏️✨#PirateLife"

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