Funny vegan quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Vegan superpower: the nearly impossible mission of staying silent about it! 🤫🥦😆"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like even vegans can't resist crashing a fish's house party when it comes to water! I guess H2O is just too tempting to pass up, even if it means intruding on the aquatic community's humble abode. Just remember, fish – vegans are coming for a sip, so make sure to hide your seaweed snacks!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew shoes could be vegan too! 🤔🌱 Guess these kicks won't be asking for a snack anytime soon… Unless they develop a taste for tofu! 😂👟 #PlantPoweredFashion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

  Commentary:
  "Who says vegans can't have it all? 🌱🍝 Adding minced meat to vegan Bolognese is the ultimate plot twist! It's a culinary magic trick that leaves everyone scratching their heads… and licking their plates! 😂🤫 #VeganMeetsCarnivore"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's experiencing the 'lettuce rage' syndrome! 🥗😂 Don't worry, you can always sneak in a burger for dessert! 🍔😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those vegan zombies, they're definitely a-grain-storming their way through! 🌾🧟‍♂️ Better stock up on your quinoa and chia seeds to stay safe!"

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