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Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Seen just now on TikTok:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Shared recently on Twitch:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Trending via WeChat:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Trending via TikTok:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Spotted on YouTube:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Trending via Facebook:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Funny Victorian quotes bring a cheeky twist to a prim and proper era 🧐✨ Discover the wit and sarcasm hidden beneath those ruffled collars and top hats 🎩😄 From clever wordplay to sly observations, these gems prove Victorians knew how to keep humor classy and clever! Ready to laugh your bustle off? 🎉📜 Dive into the quirky side of history with these timeless chuckles!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

50 shares on Instagram this month:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

19 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

80 shares on Slack this month:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

83 shares on X this month:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,312

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Broadcasted on Discord:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Just landed via Messenger:

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

Just shared via Slack:

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

Just landed via Telegram:

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

Just landed via Telegram:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Just landed via Reddit:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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