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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I am single, please disturb me!

Breaking via Discord:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Reported on Snapchat:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Just landed via Twitch:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Just landed via Messenger:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Making waves on TikTok:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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Funny Victorian quotes bring a cheeky twist to a prim and proper era 🧐✨ Discover the wit and sarcasm hidden beneath those ruffled collars and top hats 🎩😄 From clever wordplay to sly observations, these gems prove Victorians knew how to keep humor classy and clever! Ready to laugh your bustle off? 🎉📜 Dive into the quirky side of history with these timeless chuckles!

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Share →: I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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Felt like an extra in a 19th-century drama, just missing the cameo brooch and dramatic sigh 😂🦴☕
6 months ago
Share →: The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be goth and wanting to own a fabulous real estate portfolio…🦇🕸️ Who needs acceptance and friendship when you can have ominous creaks and cobweb-filled corners instead? 😂 #GothGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Commentary:
"Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid 🥛💰… Yes, I'll take 10 of those ridiculously priced items. Who needs savings when you've got the charm of an old-timey dairy worker? 💁‍♀️🐄 #ShoppingLikeIts1889"

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Reported on Pinterest:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Seen just now on Slack:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Trending via Snapchat:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Just shared via Slack:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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