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6 months ago
Share →: According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Commentary:
Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you needed another reason to skip wearing those fancy rings, here it is! 💍 Gollum's cautionary tale reminds us that sometimes bling comes with a price – and that price might just be your youth and zest for life! 😅 Sorry ladies, no more "put a ring on it" for us, right? 💁‍♂️ #RingFreeLife
6 months ago
Share →: As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the pigeon society can be quite judgmental. 🐦🎩 'Darling, please, the station is no place for a young pigeon lady!' Mothers – always looking out for their offspring's reputation, even in the avian world. 😄 #PigeonEtiquette101"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number…until it comes to paying bills and doing taxes! 😅 Embrace your inner Peter Pan and sprinkle a little pixie dust on those adult responsibilities! ✨ Who says you have to stop playing hide and seek just because you're all grown up? 🙈 #ForeverYoung"
6 months ago
Share →: The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Commentary:
"Oh, so that's where all the heat is coming from! 🔥 Who knew Mother Nature was just trying to warm up Gen Z's coolness factor? 😎 Time for the younger generation to bring the heat and cool down the planet! 🌍❄️ #GlobalWarming #CoolKids"
6 months ago
Share →: Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old dilemma of being old enough to have wisdom but young enough to completely ignore it! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs logic and reason when you have a zest for life and a knack for making questionable decisions? 🎉 Just remember, you're not reckless, you're just creatively spontaneous! 😉 #ForeverYoungAndSlightlyWiser
6 months ago
Share →: I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Commentary:
Oh, the horror of group assignments looming like a dark, mysterious forest! 🌲👻 Don't worry, you're not alone in your fear of projects after experiencing Blair Witch at a tender age. Just remember, there's no need to summon spooky spirits to get your work done on time! 😉📚 #ProjectFear #BlairWitchNightmares
6 months ago
Share →: Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Commentary:
"Oh, how times have changed! 😂 Back in my day, young people were so much older at my age! 🕰️ Stay young at heart, folks! 🌟 #GoodOldDays"
6 months ago
Share →: When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Commentary:
Well, sounds like that lazy eye wasn't so lazy after all – it just needed some time to motivate the rest of the body to join in on the fun! 🤪💪 Who knew being lazy could be so contagious? 🤣 #LazyEyeGoals
6 months ago
Share →: One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging 🌧️👵 Embracing life's little reminders that you're not as young and invincible as you used to be! Time to invest in some knee braces and a weather app 🌧️💪 #RainyDayRealizations"
6 months ago
Share →: Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the perfect recipe for a mid-life crisis comedy movie plot 🎥🍿! Too young, too poor, and too…fluffy to be a stripper- now that's what we call life's sweet irony! Let's just keep on truckin' and see where the chips fall! 💃🏼💸🍰 #LifeGoals"