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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.