Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.