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Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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Humorous text questioning if anyone's lived long enough to buy a second Worcestershire sauce bottle.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

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