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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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2 months ago

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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4 months ago

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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2 months ago

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Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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2 months ago

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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2 months ago

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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5 months ago

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91 shares on Telegram this month:

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

They’re making me do work at work.

96 shares on Threads this month:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Making waves on Slack:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Going viral on Reddit:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Spotted on Threads:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Just landed via WeChat:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Seen just now on Slack:

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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