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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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54 shares on Reddit this month:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

71 shares on Discord this month:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

35 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

17 shares on Threads this month:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Breaking via Slack:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Going viral on WeChat:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Making waves on Slack:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Spotted on Facebook:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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