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"Raise your hand 🙋‍♀️ if you remember the struggle of burning CDs and waiting for your favorite songs to download on LimeWire 📀💻 Ah, the good ol' days of technological evolution! Anyone else feeling a tad vintage today? 😄🎶 #ThrowbackThursday #TechNostalgia"

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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