I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Waiting for that email like it's the Hogwarts acceptance letter, minus the owl. 📧🦉✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I believe that emails are trying to tell us something. Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!? “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours. I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you. Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.