I bet God still calls it Twitter. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:God must be telling the angels, "I'm not updating my Holy app just for a rebranding!" 😇📱😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say. Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?” No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.