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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birth, child, child birth, daily, daily life, family, faster, humor, i, kid, life, motherhood, parenting, put, speed on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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