I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes. Commentary:Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back. The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too. I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.
