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I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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