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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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