I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again! I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does. Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake. My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today. The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.