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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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"When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged caffeine, coffee, coffee humor, daily, daily struggle, hope, humor, i, morning, morning routine, motivation, rise, routine, shine, struggle, wake, wake up on May 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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