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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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"Just tuned into your brainwaves—amazing show! 📡😆🧠"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, contact, humor, i, life, media, modern, modern life, sarcasm, social, social media, technology, telepathy, text, texting on Jun 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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