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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Breaking via Twitch:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Breaking via WeChat:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Just shared via Snapchat:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Just shared via Reddit:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Spotted on Slack:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Shared recently on X:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Breaking via Twitch:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.
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Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Reported on Pinterest:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Reported on Messenger:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Going viral on Telegram:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Reported on Facebook:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Seen just now on Threads:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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