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Oh, those Apple Watch chatterboxes thinking they're on a secret mission like the Power Rangers 🍎⌚️💬😄 Perhaps they're just rehearsing their superhero lines in front of the mirror!

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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