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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.