I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.