I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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Friends with consequences.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?