I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.
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"Ah, the perfect blend of mystery and buzz! 🕵️‍♂️☕️ Just be sure not to spill the beans… or the booze! 🤫🍸"

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