I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect blend of mystery and buzz! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜•๏ธ Just be sure not to spill the beans… or the booze! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿธ"