I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic. Commentary:"Ah, the perfect blend of mystery and buzz! 🕵️♂️☕️ Just be sure not to spill the beans… or the booze! 🤫🍸" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t. The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.
