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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Going viral on Slack:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Just landed via TikTok:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Making waves on Telegram:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Going viral on Snapchat:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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17 shares on Facebook this month:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

21 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

69 shares on X this month:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Live now on Slack:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Breaking via Telegram:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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