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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Just doing my part to stimulate the economy, one cart at a time! 🛒💸😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, buying, care, happier, happiness, i, love, me, much, myself, peace, retail, retail therapy, self, self-care, shopping, therapy, things, works on Nov 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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