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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up…

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up…

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🐓 Rise and shine like a rooster they said, but they forgot to mention the screaming part! 😂 Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a good old-fashioned wake-up call from your inner rooster? Just remember to save the wandering around for after you've had your morning brew! ☕ #MorningRoutineGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged around, humble, humor, i, morning, morning routine, rooster, routine, scream, wake, wake up, wander on Mar 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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