I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”