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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Making waves on YouTube:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Making waves on Reddit:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Going bananas on Messenger:

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Going viral on Reddit:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

44 shares on Slack this month:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

45 shares on X this month:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

96 shares on Threads this month:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Just landed via YouTube:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Live now on Pinterest:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Going viral on Discord:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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