Commentary:
Sounds like you were suffering from an acute case of rom-com syndrome ๐โค๏ธ๐
Wordgag ๐
10,000+ funny quotes
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.
0

Trending Funny Quotes ๐
-
I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.
0alcoholic, alcoholic beverage, beverage, blood, Blood of Mannaroth, dew, drink, fantasy, green, green drink, humor, i, mannaroth, mix, mixing, mixing drink, mountain, Mountain Dew, nickname, orc, used, vodka -
Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.
0alarm, alarm clock, clock, humor, irony, management, means, morning, morning routine, routine, same, sleep, sleeping, still, time, time management, waking, waking up
Welcome to Wordgag! ๐โ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐๐ฅ
Social Media Stars โญ
Trending Topics ๐
activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work
Hot Jokes ๐ฅ