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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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