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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.