If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

54 shares on Threads this month:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.