If overthinking burned calories, Iโ€™d never need to exercise again.

If overthinking burned calories, Iโ€™d never need to exercise again.

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โ€œImagine having abs of steel from just thinking about having abs of steel ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #OverthinkingFitnessGoalsโ€

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