If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise… Commentary:"Imagine having abs of steel from just thinking about having abs of steel 🤯💪😂 #OverthinkingFitnessGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now. Overthinking should at least burn calories. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it. I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.