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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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"Imagine having abs of steel from just thinking about having abs of steel 🤯💪😂 #OverthinkingFitnessGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, calory, exercise, fitness, humor, ID, irony, need, never, overthinking, self-deprecation on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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