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"Remember, when locked out of your house, don't panic! Just have a chat with the lock – because in this situation, communication truly is key! 🔑😄"

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90 shares on Threads this month:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

91 shares on Reddit this month:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

93 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

56 shares on X this month:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

87 shares on Discord this month:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Seen just now on Slack:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Seen just now on X:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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