If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to th… Commentary:"Remember, when locked out of your house, don't panic! Just have a chat with the lock – because in this situation, communication truly is key! 🔑😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key. My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird. I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am. If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears. Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.