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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to th…

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to th…

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"Remember, when locked out of your house, don't panic! Just have a chat with the lock – because in this situation, communication truly is key! 🔑😄"

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  • If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.
  • Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calmness, communication, ever, house, humor, key, know, lock, locked, problem, problem-solving, solving, talk on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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