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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.