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  • Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.
  • Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.
  • When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.
  • Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.
  • We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.
  • I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.