If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.