If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding? Funny Quotes November 8, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item. I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children. Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet. I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.