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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months…

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months…

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Hmm, let's hope I'm not stuck under the bed with those missing socks! 🎁🧦 Maybe I'm chilling in the pantry next to the cookies, or perhaps I've gone incognito as a decorative pillow in the living room. Wherever I am, I'm definitely not making it easy for you to find me! 😉

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birthday, daughter, gift, hiding, humor, i, months, parenting, surprise, where on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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