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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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The peace of not knowing.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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