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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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