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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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I brake for no one, except squirrels.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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