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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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