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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.