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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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"Watch out, Copperfield! โœจ This person's ability to make things vanish would put any magician to shame. ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ‡ Who needs a magic wand when you have impeccable disappearing skills? ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ’ซ Abracadabra, clutter be gone! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ #MessyButMagical"



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