I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom. Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while. Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days. Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent. I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?