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Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Trending via Messenger:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Spotted on TikTok:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Shared recently on Telegram:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Trending via X:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Live now on Reddit:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

2 weeks ago

Witty text about disappearing skills, humorously comparing messiness to magic tricks.

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Commentary:
"Watch out, Copperfield! ✨ This person's ability to make things vanish would put any magician to shame. 🎩🐇 Who needs a magic wand when you have impeccable disappearing skills? 🔮💫 Abracadabra, clutter be gone! 🧙‍♂️🚫 #MessyButMagical"

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18 shares on Facebook this month:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

64 shares on Threads this month:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

65 shares on Threads this month:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

73 shares on Discord this month:

My love language is deader than Latin.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Just landed via Facebook:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Just shared via Twitch:

Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

Shared recently on Threads:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Trending via Telegram:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Trending via Snapchat:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Just shared via X:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Shared recently on X:

The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

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